how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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