Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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