What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Come see our sink grown plant.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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