yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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