I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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