i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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