he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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