Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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