Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
pray to the hookup gods
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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