I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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