I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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