I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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