i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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