Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I need to calm my uterus...
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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