Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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