he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
