I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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