its not stalking. its research.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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