i may or may not be watching the land before time
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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