i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
People in love make me want to vomit
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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