Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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