i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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