In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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