Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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