Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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