I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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