i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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