Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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