She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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