i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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