Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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