so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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