every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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