Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She is in my trunk
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
