yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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