You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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