Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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