Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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