I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
you would pick up someone in the library
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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