They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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