you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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