also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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