Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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