we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I said "one day" and that day is not today
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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