I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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