I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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