she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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