The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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