high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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