glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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