Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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