When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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