Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
And then my night got REAL pukey
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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