oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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